Once I met Leonardo da Vinci, many years ago. I was actually
having my breakfast, when he knocked my door that morning. He wanted to show me
his latest invention at that time, the Time Machine.
At that time almost the whole world was waiting for such a kind
of thing, and why not? Many of them wanted to see how future looked like, and
most of them were interested to see the world after the end of Mayan calendar,
etc.
Well da Vinci had my day, and I too was all over him for his
new invention. I was too excited as he selected me to perform his practical,
but a little scared too. So, I stepped into his time machine and he pushed a
lever, the machine made a motoring sound. At that time, I thought for once,
that why would da Vinci want to see the future. He said, “OK, 3…2…1”, and he
pressed some levers, moved a couple of gears, clockwise and anticlockwise in
absurd manner. He asked me where did I want to go, and I replied, “I want to be
a gladiator of the future”. And then, I closed my eyes, because I was getting
too scared, and then I felt a ride. My eyes were closed until the zooming motor
sound ended, and when I opened my eyes minutes later, there was no da Vinci.
Instead, there were lights all around, a few over my head, and the rest
flashing all around. Someone then announced, “And on the other end, we have the
heavyweight champion, Mike Tyson”. I then saw how the gladiators in future
looked like… A gong sounded thrice, and suddenly I realized that I had a vast
knowledge of punching and boxing. I started this first round with deadly combos
of punches, jabs and uppercuts, and without getting hit even a single time by
the heavyweight champion, I knocked him out in the first round only. I then
watched his lifeless-seeming body and thought how would’ve he felt after losing
against an amateur debutant. I would’ve surely committed a suicide if I was
him.
So, I decided now to return to da Vinci and tell him my
experiences of the future, but, the ground beneath me swept off as I saw the
machine disappear in front of my eyes. And then suddenly, the earth started
shaking, water streams smashing inside through the arena windows, there was
chaos everywhere, But I stood still, as if I was waiting for what was
happening, and then a huge tsunami like splash hit me very hard, and took me
away with it… and then, I opened my eyes, only to realize that I was dreaming,
and in front of me, was sitting Leonardo diCaprio, with his famous dream
machine that he used in “inception”.
“Oh God”, I said, “I should’ve known this”… a conversation
started as follows:
Me: What did you incept now?
DiCaprio: I made Tyson quit boxing.
Me: What did you get from it?
DiCaprio: I had some land and property issues with the
boxer, If he’d quit boxing, he can only invest by selling his property, that’ll
automatically come to me.
Me: Who was da Vinci then?
diCaprio: Your projection of an intellectual man in your
dream.
Me: Where were you in the dream?
diCaprio: Didn’t you see the names- Leonardo diCaprio and
Leonardo da Vinci?
Me: And the time machine?
diCaprio: That was your projection too, of a dream machine.
Me: So the boxing match was a dream?
diCaprio: Yes.
Me: So, it was a dream within a dream?
diCaprio: No! It was a dream within a dream within dream…
Mom: C’mon son, you need to get up now, you’re already late for the college…now you get up or I’ll call your father to give you a thrash before breakfast.
Dad: (shouting) This boy watches boxing all night and then
sleeps then and there on the couch, and waking up late in the morning…………..
And then I opened the newspaper, to see the sports section
headline, that said, “MIKE TYSON QUITS BOXING, SELLS LAND TO HOLLYWOOD ACTOR
diCAPRIO FOR FUTURE INVESTMENTS”…
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I knew this was boring… ;) :P
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